Sunday, July 11, 2010

Tiffany Granath Night Call

WC Final 2010 inventory


orange inflatable crown: check
orange shirt: check
bicycle with orange feather boas: check
booked table in front of giant screen: check
course basic expressions of joy and insults in Dutch: check
high hopes: check

Monday, July 5, 2010

Marrage Car Decoration Pictuser



Annunciazio ', annunciazio': Habemus gardener!
we finally found someone to come and help me out with the excessive exuberance of some areas of the garden.
Also tonight, when he comes to do the inspection, do not run screaming ...
And since I'm the one that draws on the bed in hotel rooms, vacuuming before the cleaning lady, you wash your hair before going to the hairdresser-psychotic, in other words, this morning I ventured into an area generally off-limits to give cleaned a summary. The angle of death, also known as "the Bermuda Triangle, "has not been touched for several months and became a neutral territory where the weeds can do a bit 'as they like.
But today, when I turned the corner, I found myself in front of this:


A huge peony poppy born from seeds carried by wind and birds.
'm pretty surprised that they withstand even the gallons of sweat that I shed to stem the disastrous situation of the jungle.
Ah, why do not you 's I said, but here are 30 degrees. For Sunday's heat alert. 36 degrees. In Holland. On the North Sea. There is no religion.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Best Vacuums For Frieze Carpet

Eehhh Treasure hunting, but we c 'we have the mozzarella, sun and sea ....

Appuntiamoci these pearls of wisdom:

- this is a place of @ m] with a population of m # @ [#! They're all peasants and ignorant!
- I do not think you have sufficient knowledge of the place and people to express an opinion like this ... (but if you're always locked in your circle of immigrants, barely know the history of Dutch 've never made the slightest effort to understand their habits, you have an open mind to .. no, you do not have own. And like you I did not have even those who said the same things in Canada or Saudi Arabia (never having met a Saudi, among other things). You do not have the slightest respect for the country and the people who hosts but the ignorant them ...)

- and then I understand 'is because people see that I spent more time with you here since I was in Belgium.
- ..... (I did not join the Dutch and Belgian, but I'm glad to see that all this contact with the natives will not be served anything at all.)

- I'm always rude and hostile. The other day I was at the park with my son was playing with another child, I made a joke to his mother and took it away! And the cashier at the supermarket has run frigate good shopping ... and that other non salutes ... blablabla ... and that other
- I do not know what to say, I have very different experiences from yours. (But if the negative experiences master all of you and me no, and if you do not even greet me with the ladies at the bus stop attack button, if your neighbor ignores you and helps me do my work in the garden ... here, I doubt some me I would come.
And since you're not even to insult the waiters in Italian because they may not know the language but the totals are not stoned.)

- And I'm not at all friendly.
- reserved, very different thing. (There are all-iammeiĆ  comparuzzo-bella pe 'te! The need to understand once and for all that give too much confidence, in other parts of the world, is considered a defect!)

- here everything is clean because pass the street sweeper.
- no, here everything is clean because no one throws garbage on the street. (and even the street sweeper goes by us, only that it is difficult to collect in one day sozzume often two meters.)

- Health works better here because we have the facilities and steal funds.
- and then you see that you agree with me? Here, obviously, do not steal much. (the structures would not let the aliens have donated fell from the sky. The pay and care for them!)

- but not the fault of the Italians, is that no one controls (variant: there is someone who steals , there is someone who does not work, there is someone who takes advantage of)
- well, let's see him 'I'm "someone". ('ALWAYS the fault of others.)

- and I confess that I prefer the one that gets by, what do you care, which is clever in that they are so precise. They are boring.
- if you think it is useless to argue that we are here. (thanks, thanks, thanks. Why is this thinking that I am better abroad. What poisoned me every time I open an Italian newspaper. What I despair and I am discouraged by the crap that is blanketing the country I was born. And since you will not want to "bother" I should live in a country that gets by, but who cares the next .. eh! ... is smart!
assholes.)